Before you know it, there she is.
Running up on you like a fast gin fizz
Throwing away every goddamn care
Next thing you know she'll be doubling your dare
Nothing's gonna stop this little girl, from tearing up the whole great ass-kicking world
She's a dynamic, acrobatic, instamatic human tornado

She'll rip through your room, she's a human tornado
She'll cut through your gloom, she's a human tornado
She'll forecast your doom, she's a human tornado

And now she's giving you a heart attack
And you don't know if you can pick up her slack
You toss and turn every night and day
She came into your dreams and now you've gotta pay
She's a neverstopping, bare hopping, Power-shopping human tornado

She'll turn on your lights, she's a human tornado
She'll read you your rights, she's a human tornado
She'll twist up you kites, she's a human tornado
She'll blow you around, she's a human tornado
She'll wipe off your frown, she's a human tornado
She'll never come down, she's a human tornado

She'll derail your train, she's a human tornado
She'll cure your migraine, she's a human tornado
She'll unclog your drain, she's a human tornado

She'll ransack your heart, she's a human tornado
She'll make you feel smart, she's a human tornado
She'll sell all your art, she's a human tornado

She'll forget your name, she's a human tornado
She'll win at your game, she's a human tornado
She's one righteous dame, she's a human tornado